Alien: Covenant (2017) KILL COUNT

Δημοσιεύτηκε στις 22 Μάρ 2019
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    • His can cells protomorph a xenomorph

    • Iiiuj

    • Frogman Tempest thank you. I’m glad we both have done the research and know it was a prototype. Even David said his work isn’t complete yet and it isn’t perfect yet.

    • Dead Meat Actually that baby Zenomorphs was actually prototype don’t ask me how I know this I do a lot of research

    • I’m surprised you missed the chance to say Ridley Shots

  • It was a protomorph because it wasn't in the form of a chest buster and it's inner jaw wasn't square like classic xenomorph it was oval in shape

  • When they say no sign of life anywhere you can hear in the backround chriping a fidgeting which is proof of life on planet 4. these directors sure are really smart!!!!

  • It's a protomorph not a Xenomorph for whatever reason it's like a crocodile and an alligator two different species but very similar

  • The reason when the chestburster was bored it did it look like a xenomorph cuz it wasn't a Xenomorph

  • There are no Xenomorphs in this movie that is just a similar species known as the proton Morse

  • Those are human embryos there animal embryos

  • That's not a xenomorph that is a parotta Moore

  • 4:55 Cooper: those are waves!!!!

  • Didn't think I could hate any Alien movie as much as Resurrection and 3 (they're tied for me), but goddamn these stupid God forsaken prequels proved me wrong.

  • Tennesse is the only ten I see in this movie. (No, i won't apologize for that)

  • This movie is Fricking awesome

  • You have the greatest job

  • WHY DOES EVERYONE SAY DAVID CREATED XENOMORPHS IT'S SO OBVIOUS THAT THEY ARE A RECREATION -Almost no technology to create a new species -Sketches of classic chestburster -If he was trying to create perfection then why did he use facehuggers instead of spores? -Why are "protomorphs" superior to xenomorphs in some ways? -Why were the eggs in the derelict significantly older?

  • Most underrated alien film

  • it was a pretty....jaw dropping kill XD

  • I like how James says he understands the continuity of how the OG xenomorph, but shits on what Ripley Scott for what he was trying accomplish with his Continuity. This is the first Xenomorph to be perfected by David. Thus having to make more leading on to the first Aliens.

  • Halo 5 Guardians

  • 16:10 i see a face and everyone is just ignoring it....

  • The baby xenomorph looks like an action figure

  • Kinda lost track of your kill counts a few months back, but now I got A L OT of content to watch! Thanks James!

  • 9:09-9:10 that's my reaction whenever I hear his name

  • 17:03 Oh I can’t join....?!

  • I love his commentary on the aliens’ appearances.

  • One of the best sci-fi horror films of the last few years

  • That xenomorph is actually a protomorph because it’s more slim

    • Protomorph is the wrong word. It implies it is a prototype of the original xenomorph when in fact it is a prototype of something david is creating based off the original xenomorph

    • It's a Xenomorph who hasn't eaten as well.

  • Wow is that the new masturbating lol

  • Yes David is the most effektive but It's Only because You are not doing Infinity War

  • You are super funny

  • Why do they keep giving us these complicated and boring prequels instead of trying to build on the universe that the first four films built? Give us another sequel. I will say covenant wasn’t terrible and I did enjoy the protomorphs.

    • Covenant built on the universe more than Aliens easily. All aliens did was ruin the fear of the xenomorph

  • 4:57 ahahaahahahahh

  • Man I wish this was s better movie. It had potential but instead of going back to that whole “alien in the space ship” situation. The effects need work and it needs more horror rather than needless xenomorph backstory

  • The fuck how did David win all you need to do is basically poke him in the throat and he’s dead HOW?!?!?

  • 2:07 anyone get the 132 hours reference? No? ok...

  • The word Xenomorph annoys me. It was a generic term used in the second Movie to describe extra terrestrial life, yes it's a Xenomorph, so is E.T, Chewbacca and the Klingons.

  • It is a protomorph because is was the first xeno but it became the queen and only protos can do that

    • No evidence to back this up. It was david's recreation of xenomorphs Ridley Scott said that he doesn't like the queens so why would he add them to his films?

  • You could say, its a jaw dropping death.

  • 13:09 Now I expect it to sing “HALLO MY BABY HELLO MY LIFE TIME GALLL”

  • Smollet faked a hate crime and got away scott free.

  • Roses are red Horror movies give me chills Im James A. Jenisse Lets get to the kills

  • Why does this intro and backround music never get old

  • God this movie sucks.

  • is a protomorph

  • is a protomorph

  • I think golden chainsaw should go to the xenomorph that uses it tongue to kill that guy in the shower

  • If the point of bringing couples was to populate the colonized world then why would they bring a gay couple?...

  • Well, Disney owns it now and I seriously doubt that they are going to let Didley Ridley continue his plot.

  • Maximum Overdrive please 😥

  • That part with all the bodies looks like Helms Deep

  • Calm down James by Protomorph they mean first Xenomorph. It’s still the same ole alien we all know and love till it kills us with a head bite

  • Sorry dude but it isn’t a xenomorph it is canon that it’s called the protomorph. It’s because it’s a prototype xenomorph.

    • No it's not. If it was then why does david have a sketch of a classic chestburster? It is david's recreation of xenomorphs

  • Roughly 150 people died in the Alien series.

  • This is how many times he said the last person ⬇

  • An All Out DROIDY FIGHT! 15:00

  • Captain Branson

  • Did anyone else eat mad when he pronounced Origae 6 wrong

  • Wasnt a sequel movie directed by Neill Blomkamp cancelled for this movie?

    • Yup.

  • do 47 meters down please.

  • As a lifelong Xenomorph fan, i hate the direction this series is going, Scott is basically denouncing his own lore he created in favor of making David, another stupid android the creator of the deadliest species in the universe, so glad 20th Century Fox said no more prequels after the third film cuz i don't see any possible way he could bridge the next film to Alien, The Engineer in Alien found the Xenomorph eggs and was bringing them back to LV-422 but due to getting chest bursted crash landed on the neighboring moon of LV-426, thanks for ruining an already great franchise Ridley with your weird hard on for delusional self important androids.

    • +Saylos Relyks Surely that's the exact reason you should bother to explain?

    • +a cats The sketch was an easter egg reference, i don't think you know what your going on about so i'm not going bother to explain.

    • David did not create the aliens. He recreated them using Shaw's egg cells. How could he have the technology to create an entirely new species there? Why was there a sketch of a classic chestburster in his lab?

  • James: most scariest and effective villain on the channel Me: boi! What about billy and the saw series

  • Isn't it funny that they are nearly one hundred years ahead of us and yet they still use an m4-a1 as a weapon

  • That backburst got me good first time a saw it.

  • Shaw wasn’t actually chestbursted she was killed by David so he could use her body to experiment on to create the xenomorph In a blu-ray extra it looks as if David used shaws hand as a starter for the facehugger and wanted to use her womb to create a queen

  • The people that David killed is just another species that the Engineers created.

  • And you'll be left in the dust, unless I stuck by ya!

  • 16:10 that mountain on the left looks like micMichael


  • Thanks for the Great Birthday present James

  • Almost Heaven, West Virginia.

  • Rouge one: “we didn’t land on Scarif this time!” A Sta- Alien Story

  • 13:02 had me

  • Wait...there is a gay couple in this movie!? Cool!

    • Im all for inclusion, i think having gay people in movies is awesome, buuuuut the entire point was that the couples were supposed to colonize a planet so having a gay couple is kind of a plothole here.

  • This film made me appreciate Prometheus a whole lot more... And not in a good way

  • 7:18 when you're out of cat food and your cats hungry

  • "Is this the future of masterbation?" No No james Bad


  • Remember james this is a prequal these are not the fully developed xeno's yet ( I hope people dont yell at me for this comment)

    • There is evidence to suggest they are recreations but I've had to tell so many people that I can't be bothered to say it all again

  • These videos make the movie seem better somehow LOL

  • I keep hearing the planet named as 'orgy sex'

  • The things aren't Engeneers, it's a species created by them. The reason they came the the middle because they thought the Engeneers were comming to see them

  • The xenomorph isn’t really a xenomorph and it clearly grows quicker than the OG one so I can forgive the lack of chestburster

  • 9:23

  • 16:10 Face

  • Those aren't engineers there a species created by the engineers you noob. Do research before you make assumptions

  • Do the nun

  • I've always loved this film. Yes they should've worn space suits like they did in Prometheus, yes Oram shouldn't have been a dumb ass, but the overall film is packed with atmosphere and great writing, not to mention incredible music. Love the Smollett reference btw

  • You should have said a jaw dropping kill

  • Jesus shut up and just count kills

  • Here's my hot take. I loved this movie, yeah it doesn't hold next to Alien or Aliens but I like to think of it almost as a standalone movie. I love the exploration of any Alien/Xenomorph lore and I really enjoyed the acting in the movie. Not perfect, but to me, it's better than Alien 3 and Resurrection. Plus it's gory, gotta love a bit of gore.

  • 2:06 I freaking love that 127 hours reference!

  • Sheesh, do these people not think to wear helmets before they set foot on an alien planet?! Even the humans in Prometheus aren’t that stupid...for a while.

  • So glad I didn’t waste my time watching this movie, had a tone of fun watching your video instead.

  • Wait my name is Walter

  • I just realised... Prequels... Star Wars... Star Wars prequels Alien prequels Both terrible Hmmm

  • I got a Alienware ad

  • That David Bowie joke cringe worthy

  • 17:58 what happened to "In space, no one can hear you scream?". Just one more way this shit on the original.

  • Youre gordon hayward

  • The alien plot is so convoluted they should call it saw 3-6

  • At 14:49 David kissed the girl he was attacking